Let’s be real—pizza is life. But what if you could enjoy a delicious, cheesy slice without worrying about carbs? That’s where “Where’s the Crust” pizza steps in. It’s a game-changer for anyone who loves pizza but wants to ditch the heavy dough. No, we’re not talking about some sad cauliflower attempt—this is a legit, mouthwatering, low-carb pizza with all the cheesy goodness you crave, minus the traditional crust. Sound too good to be true? Keep reading, and I’ll show you how to whip up your very own “Where’s the Crust” pizza that’ll have everyone asking for more.
What is “Where’s the Crust” Pizza?
Unlike your typical pizza with a bready foundation, “Where’s the Crust” pizza skips the dough entirely. Instead of using a flour-based crust, this pizza has a crust made from cream cheese, eggs, cheese, and a few secret ingredients that bind everything together. It’s a great option for anyone on a low-carb or keto diet—or for anyone who just wants to try something different.
Now, before you roll your eyes and think, “Another health hack pizza,” give this a chance. When done right, this pizza is just as satisfying as its dough-based cousin, but without that food coma feeling afterward. Plus, it’s super customizable. Load it up with your favorite toppings, and you won’t even miss the crust.
Ingredients You’ll Need
For the “crust”:
- 4 oz of softened cream cheese (room temperature works best)
- 2 large eggs
- 1 ½ cups of shredded mozzarella cheese
- ½ tsp of Italian seasoning (or your preferred herb mix)
- ¼ tsp garlic powder
- A pinch of salt
For the toppings (this is where you get creative):
- 1 cup of marinara or pizza sauce (go for low-sugar if you’re keeping it keto)
- 1 ½ to 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (more cheese, more joy)
- Pepperoni, sausage, veggies, olives—whatever you love on your pizza!
Step-by-Step Directions
Step 1: Preheat Your Oven
Set your oven to 375°F (190°C). While it’s heating, get your ingredients prepped. This pizza comes together fast, so you’ll want to have everything ready to go.
Step 2: Mix the “Crust” Ingredients
In a medium bowl, combine the softened cream cheese, eggs, shredded mozzarella, Italian seasoning, garlic powder, and salt. It might look a bit strange at first—almost like a cheesy batter—but trust the process. You’re creating the magic base for your pizza.
Step 3: Spread the “Crust” on a Pan
Line a baking sheet or pizza pan with parchment paper. This helps prevent sticking and makes cleanup a breeze. Pour the cream cheese mixture onto the sheet and use a spatula to spread it into a thin, even layer. Don’t worry about getting the perfect circle—it’s pizza, not geometry class.
Step 4: Bake the Crust
Pop the crust into the preheated oven and bake for about 12–15 minutes, or until the edges are golden and the top is firm to the touch. This step is key because you want your crust to be strong enough to hold all those tasty toppings.
Step 5: Add Your Sauce and Toppings
Once the crust is done, remove it from the oven and let it cool for a couple of minutes. Spread a thin layer of marinara or pizza sauce over the crust. Don’t drown it in sauce—just enough to give it flavor. Then, sprinkle a generous layer of shredded mozzarella on top. Add your favorite toppings, whether that’s classic pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, or all of the above.
Step 6: Back Into the Oven
Return your pizza to the oven and bake for another 10-12 minutes, or until the cheese is melted, bubbly, and starting to brown. You might want to switch on the broiler for the last minute or two to give it that perfect golden, slightly crispy top.
Step 7: Slice and Serve
Once your pizza is done, take it out of the oven and let it rest for a couple of minutes. Trust me, I know the temptation to dig in immediately, but letting it cool for a bit makes it easier to slice and keeps the cheese from sliding off. Cut into slices, serve, and watch everyone’s face light up as they take their first bite of this no-crust wonder.
Why You’ll Love This No-Crust Pizza
- Low-Carb Without the Sacrifice: You still get all the cheesy, saucy goodness of a traditional pizza without the carb-heavy crust. It’s perfect for keto dieters or anyone looking to cut down on carbs without cutting out pizza.
- Faster Than Delivery: Since there’s no dough to proof or roll out, this pizza is on your table faster than delivery. From start to finish, you’re looking at under 30 minutes. So, it’s a perfect weeknight dinner when you need something quick but crave something indulgent.
- Customizable to the Max: One of the best parts about pizza is how customizable it is, and this version is no different. You can go full-on meat lovers with pepperoni, sausage, and bacon, or keep it veggie-packed with mushrooms, spinach, and peppers. The base is neutral enough to support any topping combo you can dream up.
- Kid-Friendly (Even if They’re Picky): Picky eaters? No problem. This pizza is cheesy enough to appeal to the most reluctant veggie eaters. You can also break the rules and let them pile on whatever weird combo they like—pineapple and olives, anyone?
- No Post-Pizza Regret: You know that heavy, sluggish feeling you get after polishing off a few slices of regular pizza? Yeah, that doesn’t happen here. With the lack of a doughy base, this pizza is satisfying but doesn’t leave you in a food coma afterward.
Tips for the Perfect “Where’s the Crust” Pizza
- Don’t Skip the Parchment Paper: Since there’s no traditional crust, your pizza can stick if you don’t use parchment paper. Plus, it makes cleanup a snap.
- Watch the Bake Time: Every oven is a little different, so keep an eye on your pizza crust while it’s baking. You want it golden and firm, but not burnt.
- Load It Up: Just because you’re skipping the crust doesn’t mean you have to skimp on toppings. Go ahead and load it up with cheese, meats, veggies, or whatever you’re craving.
Conclusion
Whether you’re cutting carbs or just want to try a pizza with a twist, “Where’s the Crust” pizza is a tasty option that’s quick, easy, and satisfying. Once you try it, you might never go back to traditional crust again. So grab those ingredients and get baking!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
Is it really pizza without the crust?
Absolutely! While it might not be a traditional pizza, it still has all the flavors you love—cheese, sauce, toppings—in every bite.
Can I make this ahead of time?
Yes, you can prepare the crust ahead of time and store it in the fridge. When you’re ready to eat, just add your toppings and bake it off.
Can I use dairy-free cheese?
You can try it, but be aware that the texture might change. Dairy-free cheeses don’t always melt the same way as traditional cheese, but it’s worth a shot if you have dietary restrictions.